The shop The Whole Catalog
18 in stock · 14 sealed in the back room
The Whole Catalog
Everything Grimbly’s keeps, on one page: the beasts in the cages, the parts in the cabinet, the weapons on the rack, and the crates nobody has opened yet.
The shop opens with the game: coming to Steam, spring 2027.
32 items.
Beast
Bristleback
180 Cr
Quill defense. The starter tank: forgiving, slow, honest.
- Muscle6
- Armor5
- Speed3
- Mind2
- Life8
Ships flat. Inflates on contact with responsibility. Quills are not a defect; quills are the product.
Beast
Gloomsquid
170 Cr
Tentacles (weapon-ready). The starter psi build: fragile, tricky.
- Muscle3
- Armor2
- Speed5
- Mind8
- Life5
Hovers. Judges. Knows what you did, statistically. Tentacles included because tentacles are load-bearing.
Part · Movement · back socket
Parcel Wings
55 BPof a 250 BP budget
Flight; ignores ground terrain, +2 effective Speed in open arenas
Known weakness. Net launcher, low-ceiling arenas
Part · Movement
Burrow Kit
Submerge on soft ground: untargetable, slow, surfaces with a bonus hit
45 BP
Part · Movement · locomotion socket
Burrow Kit
45 BPof a 250 BP budget
Submerge on soft ground: untargetable, slow, surfaces with a bonus hit
Known weakness. Hard-floor arenas, seismic mine weapon
Gloomsquid: the store says no. “This model has no ground to burrow from. It floats. It is proud of this.”
Part · Movement · locomotion socket
Sprint Legs
30 BPof a 250 BP budget
+2 Speed, -1 Armor (weight traded away)
Known weakness. The trade-off is the counter
Gloomsquid: the store says no. “Legs. It has none. It has never had any. The warehouse regrets the confusion.”
Part · Attack · head socket
Fiery Breath
50 BPof a 250 BP budget
Cone, 6 s cooldown, strong vs plants and armor
Known weakness. Fire hide; staying out of cone range
Part · Attack · head socket
Acid Spit
40 BPof a 250 BP budget
Ranged dot; strips 2 Armor for 10 s
Known weakness. Speed; effect cleanses on flag capture
Part · Attack · limb socket
Shock Horn
45 BPof a 250 BP budget
Melee stun 1 s, 10 s cooldown
Known weakness. Anti-psi / insulated hide
Part · Defense · torso socket
Thump Padding
30 BPof a 250 BP budget
Halves melee knockback and melee damage above 12
Known weakness. Ranged and psi damage ignore it
Part · Defense · head socket
Psi Foil Hat
28 BPof a 250 BP budget
Halves psi damage and confusion duration
Known weakness. Physical damage ignores it; looks ridiculous (intended)
Part · Natural Aid · torso socket
Regrowth
52 BPof a 250 BP budget
+2 HP/s after 5 s without taking damage
Known weakness. Any dot keeps it switched off
Part · Natural Aid · limb socket
Extra Hands
25 BPof a 250 BP budget
Grants weapon-wielding to bodies without it
Known weakness. Occupies a limb socket - one fewer attack part
Gloomsquid: the store says no. “Already has tentacles. The hands would argue.”
Part · Natural Aid · limb socket
Tentacle
32 BPof a 250 BP budget
Weapon-wielding + grapples flags at range
Known weakness. Costs more than hands; grapple is interruptible
Gloomsquid: factory fitted. “Factory fitted at no charge. This model ships with tentacles; the boxed spare stays on the shelf.”
Part · Natural Aid · torso socket
Tool Harness
20 BPof a 250 BP budget
Weapon-wielding, -1 Speed while a weapon is held
Known weakness. The speed tax is the counter
Gloomsquid: the store says no. “Already has tentacles. The hands would argue.”
Weapon · Melee
Blade
25 BPof a 250 BP budget
An honest blade. Swings where pointed.
Known weakness. Armor; keeping your distance
Weapon · Ranged
Dart Gun
35 BPof a 250 BP budget
Ranged plinks; reliable anywhere a dart can be bothered to travel.
Known weakness. Armor; anything solid to stand behind
Weapon · Ranged
Net Launcher
Grounds fliers, roots target 2 s. Exists as a counter first and a weapon second.
45 BP
Weapon · Ranged
Net Launcher
45 BPof a 250 BP budget
Grounds fliers, roots target 2 s. Exists as a counter first and a weapon second.
Known weakness. Strength; a friend with scissors
Weapon · Thrown
Bomb
30 BPof a 250 BP budget
Area damage lobbed over cover. Fuse sold separately. Fuse included.
Known weakness. Speed; not standing there
Beast · Back room
Skitterjack
Wall-climb legs. The starter speedster: wins flags, loses brawls
150 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Skitterjack
150 Cr
Wall-climb legs. The starter speedster: wins flags, loses brawls
- Muscle4
- Armor3
- Speed8
- Mind3
- Life5
The crate moves when you are not looking at it. It has moved twice since we wrote this.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
Rexling
Jaw attack. Expensive muscle; the classic trap for new players
230 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Rexling
230 Cr
Jaw attack. Expensive muscle; the classic trap for new players
- Muscle8
- Armor4
- Speed4
- Mind2
- Life7
Reinforced at the front. The front is the end with the tooth marks.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
Dune Worm
Burrow-ready body. Owns soft terrain, helpless on hard floors
200 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Dune Worm
200 Cr
Burrow-ready body. Owns soft terrain, helpless on hard floors
- Muscle5
- Armor4
- Speed4
- Mind3
- Life8
Sand comes out of the bottom. We do not know where it is getting the sand.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
Thornmother
Rooted regeneration. A plant: nearly unkillable, nearly immobile
210 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Thornmother
210 Cr
Rooted regeneration. A plant: nearly unkillable, nearly immobile
- Muscle4
- Armor6
- Speed2
- Mind5
- Life9
Has put a root through the floor. Technically it has already been delivered.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
Mothman Jr.
Wings fitted. Flight from minute one; pays for it in Life
190 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Mothman Jr.
190 Cr
Wings fitted. Flight from minute one; pays for it in Life
- Muscle3
- Armor2
- Speed7
- Mind6
- Life4
Keep away from the lantern. It will not keep away from the lantern.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
Crabhammer
Crusher claw. The premium bruiser; no hands, ever
240 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Crabhammer
240 Cr
Crusher claw. The premium bruiser; no hands, ever
- Muscle7
- Armor7
- Speed3
- Mind2
- Life7
One side of the crate is new. It replaced the side the claw came through.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
Echo Bat
Sonic screech. Fastest body in the game; a glass cannon
170 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Echo Bat
170 Cr
Sonic screech. Fastest body in the game; a glass cannon
- Muscle2
- Armor2
- Speed9
- Mind5
- Life4
Hung upside down, at its request. Answers when you knock.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
Magma Newt
Fire-resistant hide, breath-ready. The balanced all-rounder
185 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Magma Newt
185 Cr
Fire-resistant hide, breath-ready. The balanced all-rounder
- Muscle5
- Armor4
- Speed4
- Mind4
- Life6
Kept on the stone shelf. The wooden shelf is why we have a stone shelf.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
Butler
Two pairs of hands. Cheapest body, best weapons platform
140 CrCrate sealed
Beast
Butler
140 Cr
Two pairs of hands. Cheapest body, best weapons platform
- Muscle3
- Armor3
- Speed5
- Mind6
- Life5
Has dusted the inside of its crate and asked whether there is anything else.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Beast · Back room
The Intern
Every socket type, no discount stats. The expensive blank canvas veterans save for
255 CrCrate sealed
Beast
The Intern
255 Cr
Every socket type, no discount stats. The expensive blank canvas veterans save for
- Muscle4
- Armor3
- Speed5
- Mind4
- Life6
Arrived early. Has been standing in the crate, ready, for some time.
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Part · Movement · Back room
Blink Collar
Teleport 4 m, 8 s cooldown, needs Mind 5+
60 BPCrate sealed
Part · Movement
Blink Collar
60 BPof a 250 BP budget
Teleport 4 m, 8 s cooldown, needs Mind 5+
Known weakness. Psi jammer defense; cooldown is long
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Part · Movement · Back room
Hover Skirt
Ignores mud/water slowdown, cannot be tripped
35 BPCrate sealed
Part · Movement
Hover Skirt
35 BPof a 250 BP budget
Ignores mud/water slowdown, cannot be tripped
Known weakness. Still fully targetable; no speed gain
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Part · Attack · Back room
Sonic Screech
Area confusion, scales with Mind
35 BPCrate sealed
Part · Attack
Sonic Screech
35 BPof a 250 BP budget
Area confusion, scales with Mind
Known weakness. Deaf / psi-shielded builds; range is short
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Part · Attack · Back room
Venom Sting
Melee dot that punishes high-Life builds (% damage)
38 BPCrate sealed
Part · Attack
Venom Sting
38 BPof a 250 BP budget
Melee dot that punishes high-Life builds (% damage)
Known weakness. Regeneration; fast kills
This crate is sealed. The item is designed and not yet built, so it has no listing, and its name and numbers may change before it reaches a shelf.
Nothing on these shelves answers to that. The shopkeeper suggests you ask for less.
