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Melee weapon · Item GW-5001
4.3 · 3 reviews
An honest blade. Swings where pointed.
25 BP10% of a 250 BP budget
Ships in 0–1 business eternities. No refunds on opened monsters. The store opens with the game: coming to Steam, spring 2027.
It is a blade. It has an edge on one side and a handle at one end, and it goes where your beast swings it. The cheapest weapon we sell and the one with the fewest moving parts, which is none.
An honest blade. Swings where pointed.
Armor; keeping your distance
Grimbly’s lists a weakness for every item we sell. Our lawyers call it disclosure. The game calls it balance.
“I read the returns policy twice. Then I chose violence.”
Dale K. Verified purchaser
“Bubbles carries his everywhere. He has never used it. He is a good boy.”
Grandma R. Verified purchaser
“Swings where pointed. He pointed it at the couch.”
Jo Verified purchaser
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