Ships in 0-1 business eternities. No refunds on opened monsters.Delivery status: OUT FOR DELIVERY. It is always out for delivery.
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Defense · Item GP-3001
3.7 · 3 reviews
Halves melee knockback and melee damage above 12
30 BP12% of a 250 BP budget
Ships in 0–1 business eternities. No refunds on opened monsters. The store opens with the game: coming to Steam, spring 2027.
Quilted, strapped, and stuffed with whatever was left on the workshop floor. Big melee hits land at half strength and your beast stays where you put it. Darts and unkind thoughts go straight through.
Halves melee knockback and melee damage above 12
Ranged and psi damage ignore it
Grimbly’s lists a weakness for every item we sell. Our lawyers call it disclosure. The game calls it balance.
“BRICK no longer moves when hit. BRICK no longer moves at all, but that is BRICK.”
Dale K. Verified purchaser
“Very cozy. He naps in it.”
Grandma R. Verified purchaser
“Got darted. A lot. It does not stop darts.”
Ren Verified purchaser
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