Ships in 0–1 business eternities. No refunds on opened monsters. The store opens with the game: coming to Steam, spring 2027.
About this beast
Four legs, one opinion. The Bristleback is the beast we recommend to first-time owners, nervous owners, and owners who have been told by a professional to start smaller. It walks toward the problem at its own pace and is still standing when the problem gets tired.
Factory stats
Muscle6
Armor5
Speed3
Mind2
Life8
Hit points at these stats: 172. Stats can be raised in the builder, from the same budget as the parts.
Can it hold a weapon?
No. Fit hands, a tentacle, or a harness before you hand it a weapon.
What the store will not fit
NothingFitsEvery part in the catalog bolts onto this model. Whether it should is between you and the budget.
Customer reviews
“Survived my nephew. Five stars.”
Dale K. Verified purchaser
“Quills got everywhere. Worth it.”
Marisol V. Verified purchaser
“He just stands there, menacingly, forever. As advertised.”
Pete Verified purchaser
Reviewers are fictional. So is the store. See the footer.
The catalog is fiction until the game ships. Leave an address and the studio will write once, when the Steam page opens, and rarely after that. It goes on the Keeper’s List, which the studio shares across its games.