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Catalog plate. Actual part may be angrier. Concept art.
Defense · Item GP-3002
4.3 · 3 reviews
Halves psi damage and confusion duration
28 BP11% of a 250 BP budget
Ships in 0–1 business eternities. No refunds on opened monsters. The store opens with the game: coming to Steam, spring 2027.
A cone of kitchen foil with a brim and a bobble. It halves psi damage and halves how long your beast stays confused. It looks ridiculous. We tested a version that did not look ridiculous and it did not work.
Halves psi damage and confusion duration
Physical damage ignores it; looks ridiculous (intended)
Grimbly’s lists a weakness for every item we sell. Our lawyers call it disclosure. The game calls it balance.
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