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Catalog plate. Actual part may be angrier. Concept art.
Natural Aid · Item GP-4004
3.7 · 3 reviews
Weapon-wielding, -1 Speed while a weapon is held
20 BP8% of a 250 BP budget
Ships in 0–1 business eternities. No refunds on opened monsters. The store opens with the game: coming to Steam, spring 2027.
The budget way to carry a weapon: strap it to the beast. Twenty points, no limb socket used, and one point of speed gone for as long as the weapon is aboard. It takes the torso socket, so no padding.
Weapon-wielding, -1 Speed while a weapon is held
The speed tax is the counter
Grimbly’s lists a weakness for every item we sell. Our lawyers call it disclosure. The game calls it balance.
“Best points-per-weapon in the catalog. I have a spreadsheet.”
PRICEWATCH_PETE Verified purchaser
“Kept both limbs free for horns. Slower. Hornier. Wait.”
Dale K. Verified purchaser
“He jingles.”
Marisol V. Verified purchaser
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