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Catalog plate. Actual part may be angrier. Concept art.
Attack · Item GP-2002
4.0 · 3 reviews
Ranged dot; strips 2 Armor for 10 s
40 BP16% of a 250 BP budget
Ships in 0–1 business eternities. No refunds on opened monsters. The store opens with the game: coming to Steam, spring 2027.
A ranged spit that keeps hurting after it lands and takes two points of armor with it for ten seconds. Buy it to open the tin. Bring something else to eat what is inside.
Ranged dot; strips 2 Armor for 10 s
Speed; effect cleanses on flag capture
Grimbly’s lists a weakness for every item we sell. Our lawyers call it disclosure. The game calls it balance.
“Forty points to delete two armor. The math works. I did the math.”
PRICEWATCH_PETE Verified purchaser
“Effective. The carpet agrees.”
Marisol V. Verified purchaser
“They grabbed a flag and it all washed off. Read the listing, Jo.”
Jo Verified purchaser
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