Ships in 0–1 business eternities. No refunds on opened monsters. The store opens with the game: coming to Steam, spring 2027.
About this beast
The Gloomsquid does not walk anywhere, because it has never needed to. It floats at about head height, thinks unkind thoughts with considerable force, and folds if anything heavy reaches it. Recommended for owners who like a plan and have a backup plan.
Factory stats
Muscle3
Armor2
Speed5
Mind8
Life5
Hit points at these stats: 130. Stats can be raised in the builder, from the same budget as the parts.
Can it hold a weapon?
Yes. Tentacles are factory fitted and will hold a weapon out of the box.
What the store will not fit
Burrow KitThe store says no“This model has no ground to burrow from. It floats. It is proud of this.”
Sprint LegsThe store says no“Legs. It has none. It has never had any. The warehouse regrets the confusion.”
Extra HandsThe store says no“Already has tentacles. The hands would argue.”
TentacleFactory fitted“Factory fitted at no charge. This model ships with tentacles; the boxed spare stays on the shelf.”
Tool HarnessThe store says no“Already has tentacles. The hands would argue.”
Customer reviews
“Tentacle fell off once. 4 stars.”
Ren Verified purchaser
“It hums at night. The hum is in my dreams now.”
Jo Verified purchaser
“Outsmarted my Roomba and then me.”
K. Verified purchaser
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