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Grimbly’sCatalog of Affordable Beasts
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A teal delivery truck parked outside a shop with a striped coral awning, string lights, and stacked crates.

Coming to Steam · Spring 2027

Order a monster.
Build it on a budget.
Regret nothing.

Grimbly’s has supplied affordable beasts to the public since somebody left the warehouse unlocked. Pick a body, bolt things to it, and find out in the arena whether the bet was any good.

Browse the beastsFill in an order form

Aisle 1

Beasts in stock

Two models. Each arrives in a crate, assembled, with opinions.

How ordering works

  1. 1

    Pick a body

    A spiky tank on four legs, or something that floats and thinks unkind thoughts. The body decides what the catalog will agree to bolt on.

  2. 2

    Spend the budget

    Every part costs Build Points and every build gets the same number of them. Points spent on wings are points not spent on the dart gun you definitely wanted.

  3. 3

    Call the bet

    Then it fights. Every battle is that budget being argued with, in real time, by something else’s monster.

Aisles 2 and 3

Customers also regretted

Four of the sixteen things you can bolt on or hand over. All parts · All weapons

Delivery log

What arrives

  1. A crate has arrived. It is heavier than the invoice suggested.
  2. Tape status: compromised. Cardboard status: optimistic.
  3. Contents: one (1) monster. Warranty: void where prohibited by monsters.
  4. Delivery complete. The monster is yours. The monster has opinions about this.

“I read the returns policy twice. Then I chose violence.”

Dale K., verified purchaser. See what he built
Screenshot from the proof of concept: a Bristleback on the builder turntable, with stat controls on the left and a list of parts and weapons with their point costs on the right.

The honest part

This is a video game.

Grimbly’s Catalog of Affordable Beasts is a monster builder and arena battler from Wisp & Wight Lampworks, coming to Steam in spring 2027. The store is where the game starts. The beasts, parts, prices, and refusals on this site are the ones in the build on our desks today.

About the game

The real mailing list

Nothing on this site can be bought yet.

The catalog is fiction until the game ships. Leave an address and the studio will write once, when the Steam page opens, and rarely after that. It goes on the Keeper’s List, which the studio shares across its games.

The store says no